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Vern's Guitar

from Project 5 by Dino DiMuro

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lyrics

Please don't reach for that guitar, Vern

When Vern's dub stage took a dump
When the sounds weren't right
And the editors not up to snuff
Vern never got upset, he just sat and played guitar
And we'd all gathered and sing:

"Oh Vern! Please don't reach for that guitar, Vern!"

Remember when you said a bad editor was your friend
Because it meant you got to play on your dubbing stage
But Vern, did you know that when the clients saw you play
They knew that fixes must begin, and their patience was wearing thin

So we'd scream...

When Vern's dub stage took a crap
When the sounds weren't right, and the editors were Not All That
Vern never blew his top
He just played his Yamaha

And we all gathered and begged...

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from Project 5, released September 16, 2021

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Dino DiMuro Los Angeles, California

Dino has been self-producing CDs and cassettes since the mid-80’s. After a short career as a rock guitarist in a band for hire (once opening for Van Halen), Dino released a series of albums in the 80’s and 90’s, while also reviewing for Option magazine. Dino’s music has been described as “Walt Disney on Acid” and is most often compared to Frank Zappa, Captain Beefheart, & They Might Be Giants. ... more

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