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The Bandcamp Exclusive 1983​-​2021

by Dino DiMuro and Friends

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May be the worst album I've ever heard Digital seams in my heart Analogue screams wailing through the fog Analogue screams wailing through the fog May be the worst songs I've ever heard Digital screams through my heart Analogue seams in my soul
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Rough English translation: The city’s called Duke The state New Mexico Amongst the gangsters Its fame has spread Because of a new drug The gringos have created They say the colour is blue And it’s of pure quality That powerful drug That is circulating in the city And the people who run the area Couldn’t stop it In the square in Duke They’ve got Tuco and Krazy 8 They killed Tuco While he was driving his Cadillac Just before the Americans Beat up Krazy 8 The cartel’s running hot Because they weren’t getting respect They talk about some ‘Heisenberg’ Who controls the market now No one knows anything about him Because they’ve never seen him The cartel’s about respect And they never forgive But that guy’s dead already He just doesn’t know it Heisenberg’s fame Has reached Michoacan They wanted to come from there To try that crystal meth That blue stuff That’s now become international Now it’s living up to The name New Mexico It looks like Mexico With all the drugs it’s hiding Except it has a gringo boss Known as ‘Heisenberg’ The cartel’s running hot Because they weren’t getting respect They talk about some ‘Heisenberg’ Who controls the market now No one knows anything about him Because they’ve never seen him From the fury of the cartel No one has ever escaped Yes that gringo, he is dead But he doesn't not know it yet
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People gather thousands strong To watch the quality drop And when it drops, stocks will crash and die Quality Time will be a rancid pie When the quality drops When it drops Somehow we lost our promise And our quality has hidden from us You can moan and you can bitch But quality is not something that you can just order up Like the goddamned rich Just can't drop it Please don't let me drop the goddamned ball Maybe you can be the hero Keep that quality from dropping Maybe not
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Kandy Korn 02:54
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Phoebe 02:34
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Friends who never call again I'm one of them Friends who think they are my friends Are rarely them Never cared for certain friends I wonder then Shall I call them friends again They were never actually friends We just got tossed together Some of them were really friends of John Gibson Forced on me so we could be "The Stoner Friends" When I said goodbye to weed Goodbye to them Goodbye! The buzzer code is 24 and you'll need that to get in.
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Knock knock knock I'm trying so hard to break on through The Closed Door Session Knock knock knock I'm trying so hard to communicate With those inside I think they can hear me, I think they know The pain I feel, the pain I don't want to know Much longer Slam slam slam The cat box is tossed across the room It reeks too much And those inside are not in the mood For kitty urine-tainted perfume Knock Knock knock When I go away I'm sure that door will swing open wide And all the secrets hidden inside Will flow forth so quickly Damn the pronouncements! (It's a press conference) It's sometime soon but you never know when Gotta stay on your toes And what will be your rebuttal? "Stay." Slam slam slam The doorknob falls and screws roll across The kitty litter floor Slip slop slide I have no doubt agreements signed Will never really die But god damn You can't help wonder at those times If the words ring true Or were they all just a big long beautiful lie A big long beautiful lie
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Hooked Away 03:03
Playing Blackjack games Playing Keno cards Playing slot machines Hooked on slot machines Hooked away, hooked away Look away, look away Playing Poker games Spin-the-Wheelie games Playing quarter games Hooked on quarter games Hooked away, hooked away Look away, look away In Vegas there's no night In Vegas there's no bed There's just you and your bread Just put a quarter in Play those Blackjack games Play those Keno cards Play those slot machines You're hooked on slot machines Somebody's hooked Rock and Roll
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The man who gave you the buzzer Is really your second cousin The man who gave you your destination file is your brother The man who brought you the papers Is a commodities trader And he knows so much more than you think And so much less than he speaks The woman who gave you her number Wears bikinis in the summer And though she'd be creeped out if you saw her If you saw her, you would like it You'd even buy it, if she published herself But if you're lucky, she will tease you And on and on and on she'll lead you And a tease for a married guy is almost as good It will do you some good In the long run
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By the time I got home to Hollywood Elmwood was nowhere in sight I was a long haired, pot smoking... Uh... eh... Pot smoke... Agnostic pot smoker, pot smoking agnostic My Dad took care of the long-haired part very quickly. Also bought my first Playboy on the corner From the W.C. Fields man.
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I told Lizzie I told Lizzie that all I needed Was a Marshall And I'd be famous I told Lizzie As we sat and watched In Concert With David Bowie, Trevor Bolder, Mick Ronson And Mick Ronson That all I needed was an amp And when I got myself an amp I'd do exactly as they did Play exactly as they played Rock exactly like they rocked Blazing solos night and day I told Lizzie
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Low voltage platforms pierce the night Pierce the night through tunnels deep to check the gaps cross the right of way Atmospheric stretch and pull Stressful loads so trains won’t drop their loads Humboldt County, special ride Transportation company provides Of speeder on the rails Speeder on the rails Mad River Railroad sparks alive Rolling hills and rolling water dives For the speeder on the rails Engine Lantern straight ahead, Straight ahead barreling down at me Heartbeat increased Diesel On The rails Humboldt County, special ride Transportation company comprised Of speeder on the rails Speeder on the rails Mad River Railroad sparks alive Rolling hills and rolling water dives Silver Streaker kissed to Life Though my body no longer breaths My spirit blesses thee Speeder on the rails
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Nudists take all the fun out of naked Never thought I would live to say it Expected it was merely a matter of time Before I doffed my jeans And frolicked on a naturist holiday My joy and pride on full display Close examination has left me cold It seems our revolutionary brothers Have simply replaced one system with another They almost seem fascist Insisting that clothing's not need And they doth protest too much that freedom is all they're seeking And it's the blank look in their eyes That scares me the most As if it makes no difference That they're not wearing clothes Naked is supposed to be special It's a kind of reward for grueling days Toiling in our workaday ways And a naked woman in front of me Had damned well better be an invitation For all their talk of natural, that's the most natural of all And to see naked people playing shuffle board or cooking wieners on an outdoor fire And having nothing but good clean fun Makes me absolutely grieve for the loss of good old sexual lust Humans were always meant to wear clothes Now there's a revolutionary thought Getting naked means it's time for a bath Or it's just too damned hot Or that sex is about to begin And I ain't never gonna own a shuffle board stick
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You rule my life You act like you are my wife You rule my life You act like you are my wife You knew that was coming But I didn't see it You knew that was coming But I didn't want you to be it What are you doing in my life What are you doing to me I was too young and blind to see, but you were not You should have been the wiser, you should have known when to stop So I had to do it, I had to go along You made me do it, and now you make me sing this song What are you doing in my life What are you doing in my life You should have known You should have seen My road was long, adventures unseen Your broken pathway was not for me But you took me anyway, and now you are green With envy for things that were always meant for me A life that will be mine just as soon as I am free What are you doing in my life What are you doing to myself What are you doing with my life Go fuck with someone else I had a dream of the first one I pushed her over the railing of my old high school But she pushed herself to get me in trouble with the law And make me carry the guilt She pushed herself Everyone thought that I had done it, but I swear I did not What are you doing in my life What are you doing in my life What are you doing, What are you doing You should have seen the faces of the children When they saw I had given up everything I worked for You should have seen the faces of my band members When they heard that I had been dismembered When they saw I was a captive A captive even to my own emotions A captive to your notions You should have seen the face of my beautiful cousin When she knew I had given up, when she knew I had given in This is me that we're talking about And soon you'll lose that stupid fucking grin What are you doing in my life What are you doing to me What are you doing with my life Why you do it for free And when you hurt this much you can't even think And when you hurt this much you won't even breathe And when you hurt this much you look for your friends that can help you...
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Twilight Games For the queen of hayride fame You know these jerks can't dance Let's steal away and find romance Just love me fast And make it last Beachside romp With our tee shirts off Watching the grunion run Complete the dance they've just begun Your new best friends will be groping in the dark They call your name, want to heal your aching heart But you're busy with your Twilight Games You're the queen of bunk bed fame Those boys are glad you came But they won't learn this dirty little game And did you hear who she caught at summer camp? Salute the flag made of women's underpants And beware the bears Twilight games we play We play them every single day We play them deep into the night 'til the drunken morning light reveals our Twilight Games You're the queen of late night fame And if the dead could dance They'd bless our sweet romance
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Uncle Louie 02:13
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Encyclical 02:53
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Marie Anne 04:12
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On A Dig 02:44
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Everywhere 04:05
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Sun Dress 02:45
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Sex in Vegas 01:29
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Macarena 03:36
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Lynda Barry 04:03
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This previously released Three-Album Collection from 38 years of music has now been combined into one album!

Written and performed by Dino DiMuro. Please check individual tracks for guest credits.

PLEASE download before playing! This is a tightly edited album and Bandcamp adds unwanted silences!

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released July 7, 2022

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Dino DiMuro Los Angeles, California

Dino has been self-producing CDs and cassettes since the mid-80’s. After a short career as a rock guitarist in a band for hire (once opening for Van Halen), Dino released a series of albums in the 80’s and 90’s, while also reviewing for Option magazine. Dino’s music has been described as “Walt Disney on Acid” and is most often compared to Frank Zappa, Captain Beefheart, & They Might Be Giants. ... more

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